Daily Archives: May 19, 2012

the tedious hat: chapter i

What an adorable child… look at her smiling face!

That face there is the epitome of evil as we know it in ALL the knitting world!!!

But why do I say this of such an innocent child?

Because she is modelling a beret that will take me forever to master and millenniums to grow beyond the length of an inch.

Some say I’ve already knitted an inch, yet what would they know of knitting?  They have never done knitting with needles so slim…  They know not the patience required for knitting 100-plus stitches smaller than a centimetre… and all for a beret they can buy in any store for less than a fiver!

When this beret is done, this beret shall be mine…

this is not an inch, it’s a MILE